Privyet, my Krasivaya Screamers! It's time to pack your bags, your radiation suits and your douche bags, because we're off to Russia with the a truly stupid group of A-holes with THE CHERNOBYL DIARIES! I'm joined by my favorite West Coast pervert, SCOTT from The SATYRSPHERE podcast. Neither one of us cared for the movie at all, so expect rampant innuendo and Broadway tangents aplenty. I'd apologize in advance if I had any sense of decorum, which I don't, so let's move on. And while you're at it, be sure to pick up former guest host HOMER MARRS' new EP called PROM KING featuring 4 songs both hilarious and rather sexypants. Pay you you can (and for god's sake, give him something!) over at