Feb. 16, 2014
SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE 2 with ROBERT R. BEST & ALENA ACKER
So THE SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE has a few sequels. While they didn't hold on to any of the original's feminist undertones.
Nor were they the GIGANTIC LEZ FEST like the original either.
But all three movie had one thing in common.
How to begin to breakdown SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE 2? Well, there's really not much to it.
It's just another slasher.
With a driller killer.
...Well, except in this one, his drill is also an electric guitar.
Oh, and there are musical numbers.
Cuz it's also a musical, see?
Oh, and COURTNEY's back from the original. You know, VALERIE's little sister?Except she's played by CRYSTAL BERNARD....from WINGS...? Yeah...
CRYSTAL BERNARD is such a friggin' sweet little goody-goody nice girl, she makes SHIRLEY TEMPLE look like the biggest slut in Hollywood history but WHATEVER!, she's Courtney now....
And did I mention the killer has a drill-tar!?!?
You know...that old story.
Tell you what. You just go pack your sexy lingerie, some corn dogs, a steamy novel, some Oxy-10 and your Tokyo Convertible whatever THAT is because this party is...well.