June 17, 2012

Episode 61: THE HOUSE OF SEVEN CORPSES and SMILE

Episode 61: THE HOUSE OF SEVEN CORPSES and SMILE

<p>WARNING: This episode is CURSED. You have been warned.</p>

<p>16:00</p>

<p>First up, THE NIGHTMARE CLOSET returns and its hinges are ready to burst. I'm going to take my second attempt at watching THE HOUSE OF SEVEN CORPSES as an adult. For a movie that's not particularly scary, it still fills me with dread. It's time to purge this demon from my soul and get on with my life. I'm just going to hold on to this teddy bear. And this tequila. And this shotgun.</p>

<p>38:15</p>

<p>Sadly, the Curse of Episode 61 struck the recording of my HELLO MARY LOU: PROM NIGHT II segment. She'll be back next time, so instead, you get an extra CRAPSHOOT feature. It's a cautionary tale of why one shouldn't buy outdated photographic equipment from undead mass murderers. It's called SMILE starring Armand Assante. Ironically, I'm not happy about this or about bumping poor Mary Lou. I might have taken out my aggression on this poor movie.</p>

<p>Too bad. SUFFER.</p>

<p>Oh, and if you're wearing flip flops while listening to this, you might want to take them off. You have been warned. Again.</p>